gentlemenchogath asked: I was wondering, if you like me to teach you how to be more of a gentlemen? and to stop eating my Butlers! i question you my good friend
Kog only eated one. Butler not good. Kog know how gentle man. Rin teach.
Cupcake for Kog!
Oh dear… I’ve seemed to have missed a lot. H-hello everyone.
Morg so yum. Kog want!
goldenclockwork asked: What do I taste like? What do the other champions taste like? I do not taste.
Taste for me is like learn for others. Runeterra not same as void.
I watch Rin eat before. It make her happy, but she not learn from it. She like to eat same food a lot, she has favorite food.
I like eat everything, I like eat new thing most. Food not make Kog happy because of feel good, it make Kog know more.
Rin say she need eat or she starve. I not able starve, I not need food like her. Rin say food for me like book for her.
Could I have one as a new pet, I wonder?
Kog want too, it look yum!
I am so bored.
Awwww…. now what am I going to finish my popcorn with? A regular movie? Not as interesting~
if you want i’ll kick your ass instead
I find it funny that you think you can kick my ass to begin with.
Popcorn? Sound yum… I hungry now…
(Source: thedefinitionofpain)
Kog so hungry…
Not like belly empty…
Like space of me empty…
I hungry for more other. Kog hungry for Rin.
…Now I real hungry… Kog go find something eat.
Everything that goes into Cho’gath comes out of Kog’maw!
civilizedrat asked: Why Kog speak badly? Can teach english for small fee...hehe. Bring cheese.
Kog not speak bad, Kog just not know all language of Terra yet. Kog do best he know of. Cheese yum? I want try cheese now.
I AM TRULY A SCIENTIST LIKE ALL THE OTHER YORDLES
I HAVE CREATED A NEW KIND OF MUSHROOM.
…I’m scared to ask what kind.
It yum? Kog like yum shroom. Kog hungry…
I go see if any shroom outside that yum. Most time I find bad ones…
About me
When the prophet Malzahar was reborn in Icathia, he was led there by an ominous voice which thereafter anchored itself to his psyche. From within, this voice bestowed upon him terrible purpose, and though Malzahar was no longer tormented by its call, the voice did not cease its unrelenting summons. This baleful beacon's gentle flicker -- now fastened to Runeterra -- drew forth a putrid beast that ambled across a threshold it did not understand, widening a fissure between the spaces which were never meant to meet. There amongst the haunting ruins of Icathia, Kog'Maw manifested in Valoran with unsettling curiosity. The spark which led him to Runeterra teased him still, urging him gently towards Malzahar. It also encouraged him to familiarize himself with his new environment, to the stark horror of everything he encountered on his journey.The enchanting colors and aromas of Runeterra intoxicated Kog'Maw, and he explored the fruits of the strange world the only way he knew how: by devouring them. At first he sampled only the wild flora and fauna he happened across. As he traversed the parched Tempest Flats, however, he came upon a tribe of nomads. Seemingly unhampered by conventional rules of physics, Kog'Maw consumed every nomad and any obstacles they put in his way, amounting to many times his own mass and volume. The most composed of his victims may have had time to wonder if this was due to the caustic enzymes which stung the ground as they dripped from his gaping mouth, although such musings were abruptly concluded. When his wake of catastrophe reached the Institute of War, an enthusiastic Malzahar greeted him with an enticing prospect: taste the best Runeterra could offer...on the Fields of Justice.
'If that's just hungry, I don't want to see angry.' --Tryndamere, the Barbarian King
